The accountant said “I like both. If you have a wife and a mistress then they both think you are spending time with the other, meaning you are free to go into the office and get some work done.”
Two accountants are queuing in a bank when some armed robbers burst in. Whilst one robber gets the bank clerks to empty the tills into a bag another robber lines up the customers and starts taking their wallets and jewellery.
As the robber works his way down the line one of the accountants feels something pressed into his hand. “What’s that?” he asks the other accountant who replies “It’s that fifty quid I borrowed off you last week!”
Well, it’s better than reading about a budget, isn’t it? For more from the “WatkinsonBlack Book of Jokes” have a look at “Warrington Worldwide”, or send us an e-mail to info@warringtonaccountants.co.uk and we will send the whole book to you in .pdf format. Meanwhile, the partners and staff at WatkinsonBlack wish you all a Very Merry Christmas, and hope that you all enjoy a very healthy New Year.
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